Heavily worn beige sandals with woven straps

These beautifully broken-in beige slides have been glued to my feet through hours of sweaty wear. The woven straps are thick with my sweat stains and the smell is absolutely rancid, just how you want them. My foot odour is trapped deep in the fabric and leather, ready to hit your senses the moment you open the package. They're well-worn, dirty, and absolutely rank.